The Jewish Fishmonger

So this man goes to his Jewish fishmonger and says, "All your neighbors praise your smartness and intellect. What's the secret?"

The fishmonger says that he eats 3 fish heads a day. He offers to to sell the man a fish head for 3 dollars. The man buys 3 fish heads.

Some weeks go by. Then one day the man storms into the fishmongers shop and exclaims, "You sold my neighbor a whole fish for a dollar and 50 cents. How come you're charging me 3 dollars for a fish head?"

The Jew calmly replies, "See, I told you, you're getting smarter already."

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