Two fish are STILL in a tank
one turns to the other and says "NOPE!"
Fish Jokes
Some people get paid to make fish puns...
I just do it for the halibut.
"I cant drive after Dark. Too many Cops!" - LOL
Context: Friends conversation with a Craigslist...
Blind man
"Hello ladies", said the blind man as he walked...
How do fish make calls?
On a shellphone!
My 7 year old self was very p...
Two parrots sat on a perch
one turns to the other and asks, 'Can you smell...
Three men are fishing..
Three men are fishing on a pond and no one's ca...
Bill Gates Goes Fishing
Bill Gates goes fishing. Suddenly his fishing p...
My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper
What did the fish say when he swam into a concr...
what did the fish say to the jelous fish?
ur jellyfish
Why are Firetrucks red?
There are always 4 men and 8 wheels on board,
8...
Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
So I was hanging out with a friend...
I walked into this one room, that had a giant f...
I put coffee in my aquarium filter.
The water wasn't any cleaner, but the fish swam...
Two fish are sitting in a tank
And one turns to the other, bewildered, and say...
Two budgies sitting on a perch
One says to the other: can you smell fish?
What's the worse quality of a hermit crab?
They're too shell-fish!
Why did the fish fall off it's bike?
It's a fish.
Two fish in a tank..
The one fish looks at the other and says ''How...
What country does fried fish swim in?
Greece!
(courtesy of my ten year old)
An immigrant couple are trying for a baby...
and not having any luck. After months of trying...
What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?
Dam.
What did the dam say to the fish?
Dumb b...