one big peice of fish and one small peice of fish.

There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table, there is a dish with one big peice of fish and one small peice of fish.
They politely say to one another: "You maychoose first." "No, you may choose first." And this goes on for a while.
Then the first person says: " OK, I'll take first."
And he takes the big price of fish. The second person: "Why did you take the big Peice?
That's not polite!"
The first person says: "Which peice would you have taken?"
The second person: "Why, I would have taken the small peice, of course."
The first person says: "Well, that's what you have now!"