...says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father!" Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish."
Tuna thinks about it, says "Then i challenge you to a game of chess. If i win, you stop being a chef forever." "And if i win?" asks the chef. "Then you can feed me to your customers." tuna replies. And so the chef and the tuna play chess.
Now as well know, Tuna are adept chess players, so in a few moves the chef is checkmated. "Looks like i win!" says the tuna. Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly.
"But i won!" says the tuna, with the knife wriggling in his gut. "So did your father." says the chef.
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