Two men went ice fishing

And walked out into the middle of the large sheet of ice and started drilling their hole.

From out of nowhere, a loud, booming voice proclaimed "There are no fish in there!"

The two guys stopped, looked at each other, picked up their equipment, moved to a different spot and started drilling again.

The voice returned, "There are no fish in there!"

The two guys started to get a little shaken but picked up everything, moved to yet another spot and started drilling.

Again, the voice proclaimed "**THERE ARE NO FISH IN THERE!**"

Really shaken, the two guys stop everything, look at each other and one asks, "Is....is...is it you god?"

"NO!", the voice replied, "The manager of the ice skating rink!"

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