Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Fish


Question: What do fish smoke?


Answer: Seaweed

Blonde jokes


I knew a blonde that was so stupid that..........

Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat


Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Eat r...

Speed Trap


A man was speeding down the highway, feeling s...

Count The Fish


One day some fisherman caught tons of fish cal...

You might be a Redneck Jedi. . .


You Might be a Redneck Jedi if... Your Jedi ro...

Democrats vs. Republicans


From a document submitted and published in the...

So stupid 1


This blonde that was so stupid that.......


~...

Actual Q's and A's on Family Fued


Q: Something in the garden thats green?
A: A ...

Found the Fishing Spot


Two blonds rented a canoe and went fishing on ...

Fishing is Better Th


* When you go fishin' and you catch something,...

Surrealists


How many surrealists does it take to change a ...

Q: How many members


Q: How many members of Marillion does it take...

How can there be self-help


How can there be self-help "groups"? If white ...

Duck walks into bar


A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender,...

Getting the Recipe


Here is a story about a famous food critic's r...

Redneck quickies 21


You might be a redneck if...


Your kid takes ...

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently is


Subject: The Alaska Department of Fish and Gam...

Quail Pointing Mule


A car drives up to a farmer's house, a man get...

Ur momma is so stupid


ur momma is so stupid...
she tried to drown a...

three wishes


a man decided to go out fishing. while he was ...

Make the Pie Higher


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This ...

Something's Fishy


Your mama is SO STUPID, she tried to DROWN a F...

Give a man a fish,


Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
...

Honeymoon


A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorit...