I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
are our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pit bull on the pant leg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
can coexist.
Families are where our nation finds hope
where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
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