Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Weight


Q. How do fish weigh themselves ?


A. With s...

Fishy Story


Forget about Dog Bites Man. Relegate Man Bites...

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*** VIRUS ALERT ***


If you receive an email...

Fish On The Wall


What did the fish say when he hit a wall? Dam!

Fishmeal


Little Sidney was watching his mummy prepare t...

Computer Terms For Rednecks


BACKUP: What you do when you run over a skunk ...

Things You'll Never Hear a Southerner Say


34 Things You'll Absolutely Never Hear a South...

Fish.


Why did the fish say when it swam in to the wa...

Expensive Fishing Tr


Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They re...

Polish Submarine


Q: Did you see the polish submarine with a scr...

How many surrealists does it take...


How many surrealists does it take to screw in ...

College Courses for Women


1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no wom...

The Fish


What did the fish say when it swam into the co...

If space is a vacuum,


If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?If ...

Kid Readiness Test


How to know whether or not you are ready to ha...

Things you wouldn't hear a southerner say


We don't keep firearms in this house.


Has a...

Ice Hole


There was a competition between a team of blon...

The Top 13 Things Overheard at the Women-Running-the-World Conference


The Top 13 Things Overheard at the Women-Runni...

Blonde Goes ice fishing


A blonde once decided to go ice fishing. She d...

Question answer


Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?Weble...

Packers vs Vikings


Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a s...

What's the differance between Bill


What's the differance between Bill Clinton and...

Why me!?!


A man was speeding down the highway, feeling s...

THE FISHERMAN'S SONS


One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife ble...

Fishing Proverb


Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a ...