Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Your Daily Moment of Zen


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. ...

Ready for Parenting? Find out!


Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your ...

Clown fish


Q: How does a clown fish get it`s stripes?


A...

Eating with children.


A guy hosted a dinner party for people from wo...

Advice for a Fisherman


One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful b...

Fishy Talk


Q: How to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop hi...

"All generalizations


"All generalizations are false.""Time is what ...

Only One Sale?


A keen country lad applied for a salesman's jo...

The Kowalski


The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted t...

Fishing Technique


A game warden noticed how a particular fellow ...

Computer Sayings


1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...

Sea joke


Q:Why did the fish blush?
A:because the sea w...

Walking on Water


There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio bucke...

A fishy story


Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip.


Th...

You Know You've Had Too Much New Year's Cheer When....


You see your underwear hanging from the chande...

Pride


There were three men on an airplane. It was an...

what is the difference between


what is the difference between a catfish and a...

Which day does a fish hate?


Which day does a fish hate?


Fryday

Work Excuses


Need an excuse for not going to work?


Please...

Best bait


Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with...

The Top 20 Fish Dirty Movie Titles


20> Deep Trout


19> Free Your Willy


1...

The Top 16 Favorite Movies of Jenna Bush (Part I)


16> I Know What You Did Last Weekend, and S...

Clean fish joke


What does a fish say when it swims into a conc...

things to do in a hotel


1) smear peanut butter all over the public res...