So stupid 1

This blonde that was so stupid that.......


~ she called me to get my phone number.


~ she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."


~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.


~ she got stabbed in a shoot-out.


~ she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."


~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.


~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


~ she tried to drown a fish.


~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman