things to do in a hotel


1) smear peanut butter all over the public restroom floor!


2)spill lemonade on the sheets, after it doesnt lQQK like
lemonade


3) Go to the fronk desk constantly asking for toilet paper


4) When a maid comes to clean your room call the front desk and
tell them that their isa phsyco at you door trying to get
in(lock the door), then give a description,ex. a middle-agd
spanish lady, with a cart, about 4'5, sayin words that seem t
be" Room Service"


5) dial random numbers saying your the police and theres a bomb
in your room, tell them to evacuate immediantly


6) clog the toilets numerious times!


7) unplug your t.v. then call room seriveand tell them your t.v.
is not working, then when they try plugging it in ask them how
to change the colors!


8) pour fish into the pool


9) pee all over the toilet seat, and the floor , and see what
the mids say!


10)go fishing in the pool( USE REAL LIVE WORMS)

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