A blind man gets in a cab on his way back from work,
and cracks down his window as it's a nice day. ...
Fish Jokes
Someone asked me the difference between like and love
I was ask what is the difference between "like"...
Be careful what you fish for...
... it might be a shoe.
Two fish are in a tank
One says to another, "I'll drive. You shoot."
Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets...
For example, did you know that in Japan, they e...
Two men are going golfing.
And the first one notices the second man is onl...
A rice cake and a soccer ball go to the beach...
The rice cake decides to go for a swim while hi...
Just finished building doors for my fish.
I'm highly skilled in the field of carp-entry.
Two fish are in a tank
One of them says "Hey, do you know how to drive...
A man walk into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm.
He is sweating, in a panic. He says to the man ...
Why are fish always on drugs?
They just keep getting hooked.
A new study of dolphins was recently performed...
The study showed that within a few weeks in cap...
With age comes wisdom...
A 70 year old retired Military officer had one...
What do you call a fish that likes to cook?
Bobby Fillet
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle .
Always wet but nothing to ride
Didn't manage to catch any fish today...
It was a failure.
I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World.
So I took them to our local fish market, saying...
An excerpt from "So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish" (Adams Chp20). A brief story about biscuits.
"I was about twenty minutes early. I'd got the ...
Two fish are in a tank.
After a while one of them asks the other "How d...
What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?
Long time no sea.
“Poor Old fool,”...
...thought the well-dressed gentleman as he wat...