And the first one notices the second man is only bringing one ball with him, so he says to him "Are you going to be alright with just that? Don't you want some spares?"
"No." Says the second man, "This is all I need."
"But, what if you lose it?"
"That's what makes this ball so great. It's impossible to lose."
"What? What about if it goes into the woods?"
"That's fine, It's got a code I've scanned on my phone, so I can always track it. I'll find it in no time."
"Wow!" The first man's completely taken aback by this, but still he presses on. "What about if it goes into the lake?"
"Not a problem, it floats and turns red in water. So I'll be able to spot it and just fish it out."
"That's amazing. But, what about if you're playing at night?"
"Even that's not a problem, it glows in the dark. So even then I can find it!"
By now the first man is completely sold on this idea. "That sounds great! Where did you get it from?"
"I found it."
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