What's the most musical part of a fish?
Its scales.
Fish Jokes
The fish never seem to bite when I go fishing.
I guess I just don't have the right allure.
What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
What do Sea Monsters eat?
Fish and SHIPS!
What type of fish needs to be tuned?
Tune a fish
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What did the sea monster have for dinner?
Fish and ships.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
There are two goldfishes in a bowl.
There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One sa...
What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?
A super-fish-oil wound
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
“Kindly let me help you or you will drown,”...
...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a...
Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa..
It's cheaper than burial or cremation!
I took my Grandma to one of those spa's where the fish eat your dead skin
5/5 would take my grandpa too. So much cheaper ...
NSFW A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "why so wet?"
The fish rep...
I took my grandma to one of those fish spa's where the fish eat your dead skin
Sooooo much cheaper than burying her in the cem...
How is a fish like a bicycle?
Neither one knows how to whistle!
A fish runs in to a wall and says...
"Dammit Donald!"
Top 10 worst jokes!
The 20 Worst Jokes Ever!
1.Two antennas met on...
Back in Soviet Russia, a man walks into a shop and asks, "You wouldn't happen to have fish, would you?"
Back in Soviet Russia, a man walks into a shop ...