Does eating fish makes you dumb?
We know that eating fish is supposed to make us...
Fish Jokes
What do you call a fish that can't sing?
An out-of-tuna!
Why do fish always have c-sections?
Because they can't have land sections
Never drink water
after eating fish !!! Your stomach might become...
What do fish smoke?
Seaweed
Why are firetrucks red?
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8...
Two fish were in a tank..
one turned back and said to another.."How do yo...
I went fishing but didn't catch any fish
It was a failure.
Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle.
Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of t...
So two fish are in a tank...
One fish turns to the other fish and says "Alri...
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A FSSSSSHHHH
Why are fish so educated?
Because a lot of them are in schools.
Why are they called Tuna Fish?
Because they don't swim in pairs.
Are there tw...
A young woman starts choking on her seafood at a restaurant.
The man behind her says "Stand back! I'm a doct...
A fisherman catches his first fish.
Guilt-ridden at the thought of killing an anima...
laghthing
Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentle...
What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?
A neurosturgeon
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fi...
What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?
"Stop being shellfish!"
*drops microphone, wal...
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the ot...
What bait do you use to catch a space fish?
A worm hole
What do fish talk about at work?
Current events