A man walk into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm.

He is sweating, in a panic. He says to the man "Excuse me sir..do you sell fish cakes?"
The fishmonger beams "Why yes...yes we do"
The name breathes a sigh of relief "Thank you so much..." he points to his fishy friend "It's his birthday!"

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