A blind man gets in a cab on his way back from work,

and cracks down his window as it's a nice day. He and the driver make some small talk, when the driver eventually asks,

"Is it true that blind people have a better sense of smell than the rest of us?"

"Of course it is!" the blind man exclaims. "I'll prove it to you."

"Alright," the driver says.

The blind man takes a deep breath then says, "There's a coffee shop on the corner of this block. And it seems like they're serving a lot of caramel today." Sure enough, the cab reaches the corner to find a coffee house. The sign out front reads, "Today's Special: Caramel Cappuccino."

The driver's eyebrows raise. "I'm impressed!" The blind man smirks, confident in his skill.

The taxi then stops in front of a flower shop, and the blind man inhales again.

"I can smell potted sunflowers, roses, daffodils, and bouquets of tulips," he says. The cab driver looks out and is surprised to see only those flowers lining the exterior of the shop.

"That's incredible, you're right again!" the driver says, then continues up the street after the light changes. "I told you I was good at this," the blind man says, smiling again.

The taxi drives around for a bit more, before it stops in front of a fish market. *This one's too easy,* the taxi driver thinks, wrinkling his nose. To his surprise, the blind man takes a big whiff of air, then leans his arm out of the window. In a deep, suave voice, he says, "Hello, ladies."

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