Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Fish Market

There was a blind guy, walking down the street....

Punny!

1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartend...

Cats Game

Q: What is a cat's favorite game?

A: Go Fish!

The Fish's Bank

Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank!

High Schools

What do you call a a bunch of fish swimming in ...

Fish

What did the fish say when he swam into a concr...

All These Questions

A father and son went fishing one summer day. W...

A Few One Liners

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because ...

Dining Out

A woman in a cafe had ordered turtle soup, but ...

A Merger

A merger has been announced between the Califor...

How To Know You're Ready For Parenthood

MESS TEST: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and ...

Fish

Q: Why did the little girls put minnows in thei...

Going Fishing

A guy took his blonde girlfriend on a fishing t...

Product Warnings

Dumb and Funny Warning Labels On Products


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Steve Wright II

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was...

How to Talk Native Southern IV

Rainch - A big cow farm.
Rat - Do it rat now!
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Some More One Liners IV

These are my summer clothes. Summer paid for, s...

New Military Weapon

3 men sell their bodies to science, for an exsp...

Speeding

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling se...

Ice Fishing Version 3

There were two guys from Alabama who love to fi...

Dumb Pennsylvania State Law

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a h...

Weird Facts VIII

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

You...

How 2 Identify a Dum Guy=P

How to identify a dumb guy.

You should be su...

Amazing Facts 4

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Zero is the only number that cannot be repre...

Middle Wife

I've been teaching now for about fifteen years....