How to identify a dumb guy.
You should be sure the person is a dum guy when he:
⢠Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind.
⢠Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
⢠Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
⢠Tries to drown a fish in water.
⢠Thinks socialism means partying.
⢠Trips over a cordless phone.
⢠Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
⢠At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
⢠Studies for a blood test and fails.
⢠Sells the car for gas money.
⢠Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
⢠Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home.
⢠Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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