Drowning
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Fish Jokes
Fish School
Why was the fish expelled from school?
He wa...
Bad Jokes 1
How do you know policemen are strong?
Because ...
@ Mad ADD Joke! 1
1. Aquariums + Gratitude = FISH THANKS!
2. O...
Mind Over Matter
A redhead, brunette and a blonde went to the do...
You Might be a REDNECK If...
... you have an above-ground pool and you fish ...
Salmon Chanted Evening
A couple, hosting a dinner party, were interrup...
Useless Facts #1
1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and ...
Give a Man a Fish
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a ...
Throw the Fish!!
Aron: Throw all of your fish in the air.
Jak...
Fisherman
Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her ...
The Guy Who Doesn't Know English Well
Here is a guy that doesn't know English well th...
Fresh Fish Sold Here
A store owner makes a sign to hang in his windo...
Don't Have Any Fish
A man walks into a shop and says, "I see you do...
Blonds are Dumb
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
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What's the seamonster's favourite meal?
Fish & Ships
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She said, "Somewhere that has fish."
So I push...
Is there a reason you ate that entire fish sandwich?
To be honest, I did it for the halibut.
So I was telling my dad
That the entire team that worked on finding Nem...
A woman gives birth to twins
An old fisherman and his wife settle down and d...
What's the Difference between Marlin the Fish and Walter White?
One's finding Nemo the other one is funding Chemo!
Donald Trump was once asked if he could quote any Bible verses.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. D...
A Young guy from Nebraska
A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and ...
Two fish are in a tank...
Suddenly, one turns to the other and says:
"Do...
How do you get a fish on the line?
You call him.