Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Fish Artists

What do fish paint with?

Water colours!

Deposit

Where do fish keep their life savings?

At th...

To be a Good Dog..

Dear God:

Let me give you a list of just som...

Blond Fishing

There were four blondes sitting on the bank of ...

DID NOAH FISH?

A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you ...

The Steelers & The Browns

Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a se...

Grizzly Fish

What do you get when you cross a fish and a gri...

Yo Mamma 2...

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Yo momma's so ...

Meatless Fridays

John Smith was the only Protestant to move into...

Samurai Jack

What's Samurai Jack's favorite fish?


Sword...

Teach a Man to Fish

If to give a man a fish, he eats for a day, but...

Fish

Which fish is the most valuable in the sea?
A ...

Actual Signs

These are actual signs found around the world.....

The Only Way to Fish

An old country boy pulls up to a bait shop with...

Magic Fish

Three men are fishing. One catches a magic fish...

How to Tell If Someone is an Idiot!

You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she...

Fries

A blonde walks into a restaraunt and asks for f...

Q&A

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So b...

Crabs

Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, f...

Dumb Laws

Here is a list of some really stupid laws I've ...

Fishy

A man and a woman had been married for ten year...

Mad Add #1

Fish + alien transpotation =

Unidentified Fr...

Fishes

BOB: Have you changed the water in the fish bow...

5 Jokes

1) How does a blonde kill a fish?

She drowns...

Where?

Q. Where does a fish like to sleep?

A. In a ...