Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Light Bulb

How many surrealists does it take to change a l...

Three Canadians...

Ok, 3 canadians were walking along the beach, o...

Grizzly Bear Warning

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently...

Fish says, "Duuuuude!"

Q: What does a fish use to get high?

A: Seaw...

Translating Male Phrases

The true meanings of some common male phrases:
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Ice Fishing

On her birthday, a blonde was given a fishing r...

Fish

Q. Why do young blondes carry goldfish in their...

You Are....

You are so stupid you tripped over a cordless p...

The Salesman

TEXAS SALESMAN -

A young guy from Texas move...

Killing Fish

Your so stupid you tried to kill a fish by drow...

Newfoundland Computer Lingo

1. Log on: Make the wood stove ho...

Blondes Go Fishing

Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake ...

Caribbean Prawns

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbea...

Seminars for Women II

1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woma...

Chrome Plate

A man went to his dentist because he has a stra...

Fish and chips

A blonde walked into a library and said to the ...

Excuse Form For All Occasions

This form is designed for excuse you'll need fo...

Piano

Q: What is the difference between a fish and a ...

Computer Humor

1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...

A Fishing Story

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort i...

According to The...

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and ...

Bird Cookin'

According to the Knight-Rider News Service, the...

From the Golden Age of Comedy

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthrit...

Goldfish

3 blondes caught a goldfish, and the fish said ...

Ice Fishing

One day I asked my grandfather how to ice fish....