A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing
the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world.
I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like
there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
Genie: "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning
of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
Programmer: "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users.
Please make all the users satisfied with my programs and let them ask sensible
changes."
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