-Nice Set of Floppies!
-Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
-I'd like to play on your laptop.
-Need me to unzip your files?
-If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long!
-I'd like to boot up your PC!
-I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen!
-I've got a 21-inch... (Monitor)
-I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video...
-Your homepage or mine?
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