Bzz...plop


Q: What goes "Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz plop?"


A: A bee laughing it's head off!


Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?


A: To avoid falling into the hot cocoa!


Q: What's small, purple, and dangerous?


A: A grape with a gun!

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