There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck. ''How did you get that?'' they all asked. ''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant. ''How did you get that?'' they all asked. ''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up."What happened?" they all asked."I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train."
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