Elephant Jokes

Elephant Jokes

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawber...

Elephant Robbery A jeweller called the police station to report a robbery.

Elephant Robbery A jeweller called the police s...

How do you catch a green elephant?

How do you catch a green elephant? Paint him re...

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

How can you tell when there's an elephant in yo...

Q: How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Q: How do you know when there's a elephant unde...

Q: How does an elephant climb a tree?

Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hid...

This is a test for Intelligent People.

This is a test for Intelligent People. I have d...

How do you catch a red elephant?

How do you catch a red elephant? With a red ele...

Q: What do elephants and plums have in common?

Q: What do elephants and plums have in common? ...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and ...

How do you catch an orange elephant?

How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't kn...

Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?

Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry ...

Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same?

Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same? A: ...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...

Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus.

Mother, father and young son are visiting the c...

Q: How do you catch a red elephant?

Q: How do you catch a red elephant? A: With a r...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant a...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with...

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? S...

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who would win?

Q: If an elephant and a giraffe had a race, who...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant w...

How does an elephant climb a tree?

How does an elephant climb a tree? He hides in ...