A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, Ya got any grapes? The bartender looks roughly at the duck and replies, No, we don't have any grapes. This is a bar, and we don't serve ducks anyway. Now get out of here! The duck walks away but returns to the same bar the next day and says, Ya got any grapes? To this the bartender looks very roughly at the duck and replies, No, we don't have any grapes. I told you yesterday that we didn't have grapes and that we didn't serve ducks. Now get out of here. If you come in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor! The duck walks away unfazed and again returns to the same bar on the next day. He walks up to the bartender and says, Ya got any nails? The bartender replies, No, we don't have any nails! This is a bar! So the duck says, Ya got any grapes?
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