Duck walks into a bar, says "got any grapes?"
Bartender: "no".
Duck leaves and comes right back: "got any grapes?"
Bartender: "This is a bar, we don't serve grapes here".
Duck leaves and comes right back: "got any grapes?"
Bartender: "No, and if you ask me that again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor".
Duck leaves and comes right back: "got any nails? ...
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