This man was riding his moped through the outskirts of town when he sees a man laying down on a hill. Next to the man is a donkey eating some grass. The driver pulls over to ask what time it was.
The sleeping man sticks his hand under his donkey without even lifting his head and grabs the donkey's testicles, pushes them up slightly and says, "its about 5:30"
Driver:"Are you sure" he says, looking baffled and confused
The Man sits up, grabs the donkey's testicles again, looks more intently and says, "yes 5:30"
The driver, still confused just says thank you and drives away
About two hours later the driver comes back to the man who is still laying on the hill with his donkey and again the driver asks what time it is, this time looking at his new watch
Man:(grabs the donkey's testicles) it's 7:27 sir.
Driver: (checks watch) WOW,! That's correct.! Amazing, how do you know the time just by grabbing your donkey's testicles
Man: Well, let me show you, if i lift up my donkey's testicles, I can now see the clocktower over the hill, and it says it's now 7:27
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