When Mullah Omar opened the door to see who it was his neighbor said: "Mullah Omar, do you have my donkey?"
Mullah Omar said: "I'm sorry, brother, your donkey is not here."
Just then a donkey's bray came from inside the house.
The neighbor said: "you lied to me! he's is in there!"
Mullah Omar replied: "you take his word over mine?"
Heard this one while deployed in AFG
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