Somewhere in the south of India a traffic cop was wasting away his day. His stretch of the road has been empty for hours, so he hasn't pulled anyone over, wrote no tickets, and hasn't taken any bribes. Hungry and angry he decided to pack up for the day, when he saw an old man riding a donkey in the distance. He got in his car and sped after the old man, pulling him over to the side of the road.
"Do you know why I pulled you over?" he asked the old man.
"No, I have no idea," the old man replied.
"You were speeding."
"Speeding? How could I have been speeding? The fastest my donkey has ever moved was 3km/hour."
Unwilling to give up, the cop said, "Well, then you are breaking some other law. Let me see your license and documentation for the donkey."
"I have never needed a license to ride a donkey in my life. Surely you are mistaken," said the old man.
"Fine then. However, your donkey looks very tired. You are abusing the animal. Apologize to him or I will charge you with animal abuse."
The old man took a long look at the cop and then at the donkey and said, "I'm sorry, donkey. I didn't know your brother was a cop."
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