Dog Jokes
What did the dog say before he died?
Well I'll be dog-gone.
What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about?
Is there a dog?
The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today.
He was a good boy. Yes he was.
Guy sits at the bar and orders 3 drinks..
After finishing them he walks home. The man com...
Facebook in real life
So I have been trying to make friends outside o...
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You light on fire.
*woof*
Two Scottish nuns
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by...
Buddhist vs hot dog vendor
What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
...
I just got a new dog that's half Saint Bernard and half Pitbull
He likes to save people and then kill them.
Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest?
Turns out he was just a bit shy.
On a deserted island...
A guy washes up on a deserted isle. He befriend...
Why California is broke and Texas is not.
The governor of California is jogging with h...
So one day a squirrel gets attacked by a dog
Luckily for the squirrel he gets away unharmed....
What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?
I have no idea...
What's a dog's favorite chip?
Ruffles :)
I told my dog to bark.
He said, "howwwl loud."
So, my dog loves to destroy her toys...
DESTROY. The boy will lovingly chew on his toys...
What the difference between...
a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in ...
A man goes to the zoo and the only exhibit is a dog...
It was a shitzu
An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Irishman are running from the sheriff...
They turn a corner and see three large empty sa...
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friends
Inside of a dog, it is warm and moist.
My own social media
I haven't got a computer, but I was told about ...
I'm 100 percent against
animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than wh...