Geezer goes to the doctor ...
An old guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor...
Dog Jokes
Two guys are sitting on a park bench
One of them notices a dog licking its balls.
"...
A dog comes to visit
An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's y...
How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in t...
I had to put my dog down today.
I'd been carrying her for a while.
Why did the dog get a red card in soccer?
He was playing too ruff.
How do you know if Jared has been in your yard?
Your trash is gone and your dog is pregnant.
If a dog is on a submarine.....
Is it a Subwoofer?
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador...or a houndini.
Where does a dog get a new tail?
At the Retail Store
Doctor asked if my grandmother wanted a priest but she's an atheist,
I quickly called him back, and said "Doctor , m...
IAmA hot dog cart owner,
AMA my weiner!
So I went to a zoo today...
But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu.
An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard...
An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's y...
GRANBY ZOO ape escape
An enterprising mayor of the city of Granby, Q...
A man, his son, and their dog walk into a bar.
"Ouch!"
"Ouch!"
"Woof!"
My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl.
So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what...
I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith...
And as soon as I got him into the house he made...
Tennis Elbow
One day Bill complained to his friend that his ...
What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if th...
What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a...
I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith...
And as soon as I got him into the house he made...
Six year old just gave me these gems
What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?...