A guy washes up on a deserted isle. He befriends a dog and a pig on the island. They become close companions and began a nightly ritual where they would watch the sunset on the beach.
But the man was lonely and over time the pig began to appear more attractive. One night, the man put his arm around the pig and begins to nuzzle against it. The dog bears his teeth and snarls at the amorous man. The man realizes his mistake and backs off. Days pass and the man, the pig and the dog go back to their nightly, platonic routine of watching the sunset.
As luck would have it, a beautiful woman washes up on shore, clinging to life. The man is taken aback by her beauty and nurses her back to health. As soon as she's well enough, she joins in on the sunset watch.
One evening, the man works up enough courage to look into the woman's eyes, lean towards her and whisper, "Can you take the dog for a walk?"
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