What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
the Buddhist gives him a fifty, and the vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks for change and the vendor replies 'Change comes from within.'
The Buddhist pulls out a gun. "Whoa," the vendor exclaims. "I thought you guys were about inner peace!"
The Buddhist replies, "This is my inner piece."
The vendor replies, "No need to get violent. Do you want the fifty back or something valuable I recently found?"
The Buddhist replies, "What did you find?"
The vendor holds up a small peppermint chocolate with a hole in the middle, holds it up to the sun until a small light shines through the hole, and says "A light in mint".
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