A dog went into the police station to report that she had been raped.
She had met a guy at a bar, and didn't remember...
Dog Jokes
What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election?
A Border Collie
The man who blew Chunks.
A man walks into a bar and sits down shaking hi...
Another in person joke, requires a bit of a set up
Rip up a tissue, or sheet of paper into tiny pi...
A Pitbull and Weiner dog get into a fight.
Weiner dog rips the Pitbull into shreds. Terrif...
I went to a zoo the other day, all they had was a dog...
It was a shihtzu.
Thanks to Drinking Buddy fro...
My dog loves chasing cars
He was ecstatic when I told him I was taking hi...
Why does the Mexican man chain his dog away before the mailman comes?
Because his panics.
how do you make a dog go meow
Put it in the freezer then overnight then cut i...
mommy! mommy!
A woman is chatting in the kitchen with a frien...
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.
They'll kill your dog.
Why do most blind folks not skydive?
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet get...
Seeing eye dogs.
A man with a German Shepherd goes into a pub an...
The Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endow...
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running away from a insane killer.
After some time running the brunette spots a ba...
A friend and I went to the zoo today.
But the only animal there was a dog. It was a s...
I can't get my dog to stop chasing people on bikes.
I guess I'll have to take his bikes away.
Have you heard of the dog friendly bar?
I recommend avoiding it. It a ruff joint.
I made a joke for my dog tonight...
Why did the cat cross the road? Splat *clap my ...
My dog has no legs. I call him Cigarette.
Every night I come home from work, I take him f...
A man went to see a shrink
He entered the room and remained standing by th...
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Everything's grey I'm a dog
Man went into a Zoo....
...and all that was in there was one small dog....
How to meet a woman
Get a dog. Walk that dog every day. Eventually,...