You know the saying "Life is like a box of chocolates... You never know what you're gonna get."
Well, from a dog's perspective it would be "Lif...
Dog Jokes
When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome
Because when he jumps up on me I can shout "Dow...
A dog walks into this bar..
A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stoo...
A dog in need of a loan...
A dog is in need of a loan, so he heads to the ...
It's so flat...
It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch you...
What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?
Yard stick.
How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender.
What's brown, smells, and goes through your underwear?
Diarrhea. It's awful. Especially at the airport...
Did you hear about the woman who had 100 kids?
Well she sucked at naming children, so she deci...
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac?
He was up all night wondering if there was a dog
the vet told me hes going to have to put my dog down
i said why whats wrong with him... he said noth...
Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
An English man, an Irish man and a Scotsman are running from the Nazis...
They run into an abandoned warehouse and see th...
Which animal that death fears of?
Dog. Because dogs like bones.
A man is walking in Central Park
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked b...
Just some jokes I found.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of co...
So I ask my local librarian...
If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodinger...
I went to an airport the other day.
As I was about to catch a plane, I thought "My ...
Scientist interesting experiment on dog..
Some scientists decided to do the following exp...
I'll put the mourn in good morning
Sorry, that was a bad way of saying I killed yo...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not go...
The Horse Lover
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist. “I’...
I named my dog Stains...
So when he's lost, I can run around the neighbo...
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde...
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are being c...