A man walks into a bar and sits down shaking his head in disappointment. The bar tender notices and comes over to the man and asks "What's the matter?". The distressed man still shaking his head replies "Man, last night I got so drunk that I blew Chunks." The bar tender laughs and says "Ah, that's alright, we have all blown chunks before at some point." The distressed man looks up at the bar tender and says, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog".
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