A woman is chatting in the kitchen with a friend when suddenly her 4 year old son comes running up to the sliding glass door very excitedly. Struggling with his entire body to get the door open he finally steps inside and loudly announces "mommy! mommy! I pooped outside just like a dog!"
Then they all go outside and eat it.
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