Dog Jokes
I went to a zoo...
I went to a zoo over the weekend.
There was onl...
Why did the cat befriend the dog?
Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!
A woman brought a very limp duck
into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled...
A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
The best part about owning a pet.
You can blame your dog for farting,
you can bl...
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she
An Englishman, an American, and an Asian are sitting at the bar...
Sharing stories over drinks. The subject of dog...
Social Media IRL
I’ve given up social media for the New Year and...
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY
What do you call a magical dog?
Labracadabrador!!!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
I named my first dog "What".
Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech...
One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police.
The girls decided to go up 3 different trees a...
What does Michael Vick do in a plane?
Have a dog fight.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter it wont come anyways
A man goes to the zoo
The only animal at the zoo is a dog.
It's a Sh...
I saw a hot dog vendor today...
She was good looking, but I don't really want a...
A dog walks into a pub
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
He s...
So there's this dog with a broken paw right? It goes to the vet and the vet says...
Ouch your hurt. Here let me massage it...lol
Michael Vick is like a box of chocolates
They'll both kill your dog
Why'd the kid cross the road?
He was looking for his dog.
What do you call a deaf dog?
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.