Did you hear about the dog that's become the first to officially own pieces of art?
He's the first dog to be able to lick his own P...
Dog Jokes
What do you name a dog with no legs?
"Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
Pavlov goes on a trip...
But when someone rings a bell he realizes he fo...
What do you call an asian walking a dog?
A vegetarian.
The Grand Shan of Tartary
In all the world no man was more blessed than K...
What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there...
Your dog is better than your wife.
Don't believe me? Lock them both in your trunk ...
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Wherever you left it.
What's the difference between a dog?
One of his legs is the same.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "adkwodrtrgfvnfif"
i took my dog to the vet
he never got dry again
I took my dog to the vet
The vet picked up the dog and examined him and ...
College money...
There was a kid that went to college, and his D...
Where did you leave your legless dog?
Where did you leave your legless dog?
Where you...
What is courage??
COURAGE?
What is the meaning of courage?
Is i...
2 Brunettes and a Blonde
One dark and stormy night, 2 burnettes and a bl...
Dogs have a sixth sense.
A Man is hanging out by the river, watching peo...
A few one liners from over the years
If you can't be kind, at least be vague
Before...
A joke for the older generations
So there once was this women by the name of Mar...
A silly old man came to my work and told me this joke and it stuck with me.
Out in the middle of the country was a general ...
An American, Mexican, and Arab are in a plane...
They fly over America and the American drops a ...
What's the difference between a fox and a dog?
About 7 beers.
Why did the business dog chase his tail?
So he could make ends meet!