A silly old man came to my work and told me this joke and it stuck with me.

Out in the middle of the country was a general store.

A man was riding in one day and saw a dog sitting next to the door.

He walks by the dog and goes into the store to get what he needs.

After buying his items he asked the owner of the store if his dog bites strangers.

Which he replied with, "Of coarse not, he's as sweet as granny's iced tea!"

So, as the man leaves he goes to pet the dog and the dog chomps on his

hand. The man yowls in pain and goes back into the store to yell at the

owner.

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR DOG DIDN'T BITE?!?" he yells.

"He doesn't." the man says, "But, that sir is not my dog"