Running
I don't understand this whole running fad that'...
Dog Jokes
The Magician & the Parrot
There once was a street magician who performed ...
Dogs playing poker
Why are dogs bad at poker?
Because they wag th...
If the rapper Biz Markie had a female dog, he could name her...
...Miz Barkie
I'll stop
how do you make a dog go "meow"?
Freeze it solid then push it through a band saw...
Police just knocked on my door and said my dog is chasing a kid on his bike.
What a liar, my dog doesn't even have a bike.
From the AnnCoulter AMA...
Dogs are better than people and I can prove it:...
My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted.
I loved that dog.
Mark Restuccia
What did the Jewish man do when he got a dog?
Posted fliers around the neighborhood that said...
How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?
When it's pure bread.
So this bloke said to me...
He said " I once got my dog to bring back a sti...
A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu.
"I'm too smart for 1st grade!"
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having tr...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon....
.....As she laid her pet on the table, the vet ...
I have a dog named Lucky...
Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky...
A joke my grandmother, of all people, told me when I was a kid.
I don't know how many of y'all have heard this ...
What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Have you heard what scientists are saying about Pluto?
Apparently he's too small to be a dog.
What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred?
Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stays up all night wondering if dog exists.
Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?
Because it was too cheesy.
I work at a hot dog ...
Once I had a dog...
Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have ...
Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?
Because it was a chili dog!
The tale of Hobbin & Noggin
One day a farmer's mare birthed two foals. One ...