A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon
He says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the ...
Dog Jokes
How do you stop a dog from biting you on monday?
Kill the dog on sunday
A pair of dogs were discussing the results of the psychological experiment they were a part of.
Dog A said that everytime he pressed his lever ...
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
Wouldn't you if your name was Hhuuuurrrnnnnggg.
A man goes to the zoo.
There's only one animal.
It's a dog.
It's a s...
Repeat After Me
okay, every time i say something, you said a do...
Life is all about how we see, interpret & accept things
A very rich man took his son to a village to sh...
Twice the cold doth striketh
A dog, a ski cabin, and a leather jacket walk i...
So I blew positive for alcohol today and got arrested...
Positive is my neighbor's dog's name
So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons...
I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull...
A man was walking in Central Park in NYC...
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked b...
Dog at the bar
A man's sitting next to a dog at the bar
W...
Anything but Guinness...
A guy goes into a liquor store and the guy behi...
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand
So the buddhist gets his hot dog, one with ever...
Dogs vs Girlfriends
If you ever want to see who is more loyal, your...
A man, a sheep and a dog were stranded in an island..
A man, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a te...
"outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend"
"inside of a dog, its too dark to read"-Groucho...
Bear Removal Service
A man in northern Minnesota woke up one mornin...
I Walked In On My Dad Chopping Onions Up One Day...
It made me cry. Onions was my favorite dog.
Chopping Onions
I walked into the kitchen to see my Dad choppin...
So Prince Charles is hunting in the woods
When he notices a rustling in the bushes. After...
A joke as old as the roman Empire
This is so old I might as well tell it with two...
Hey r/jokes, I'm addicted to annoying my friends with Shaggy dog/legfoot jokes! Share your best!
I love the style of shaggy dog and/or legfoot (...
Dog and baby
A couple were about to have their first child a...
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?
Staying up all night wondering if there really ...