Hey r/jokes, I'm addicted to annoying my friends with Shaggy dog/legfoot jokes! Share your best!

I love the style of shaggy dog and/or legfoot (forgive me if I am getting names wrong) jokes. The long jokes that have a simple pun at the end but take ages to get to the pun. Great for when I'm drinking with mates! Please share any you know :)

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