A couple were about to have their first child and concerned how their dog would take to the new arrival. The baby came and they were relieved when they saw no unusual behavior.
Suddenly, after about a week, the dog stopped eating and drinking. The couple rushed their beloved pet to the vet where they discovered that the dog had eaten a soiled diaper.
When the couple were reunited with their dog, the dog said, "I'm sorry, I thought it was Indian food"
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