okay, every time i say something, you said a dog barked.
A man walks into an space ship.
A dog barked.
He says, "Have you seen my dog?"
A dog barked.
The astronaut said "No, but I heard ..."
A dog barked.
The man says, "Oh okay thanks, say you look pretty cute in that spacesuit, how about we go eat at a restaurant or a movie theater? okay thanks thank you."
A dog barked.
They have a very good time and they go home and watch Full House.
A dog barked.
He gives the astronaut a kiss on his handshake.
A dog barked.
The astronaut says, "Hey i have to admit, im sorry but the truth is the dogs inside my spacesuit. we were cuddling because i love dogs."
A dog barked.
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