The other day I was walking down the street and I saw a man with a dog on a leash. I approached and asked "does your dog bite?" He said no and I as I reached down to pet the dog it jumped up and bit my hand. I was little upset and said "Hey I though your dog didn't bite!" To which he replied "that's not my dog."
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