A man opens a china shop.
On the first day, a woman walks in with a pet cat. She asks, "Is it okay if I bring my cat in here with me? I promise, she won't break any of your china." So the shop owner says "Sure, let her in."
On the second day, a man walks in with a pet dog. He asks, "Is it okay if I bring my dog in here with me? I promise, he won't break any of your china." So the shop owner says "Fine, let him in."
Now the shop owner is getting a bit annoyed that he has to answer the same question over and over again.
On the third day, another man with a pet alligator. "Is it okay is I bring my pet alligator in here with me? I promise, he won't--"
"YES! Yes, okay? Yes, you can bring him in!" shouts the shop owner. "Now listen. I'm only going to say this once! This is a china shop. So, all animals are acceptable...except a bull!"
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